Following these easy steps on a daily basis will surely have you ready to pull out your hair and run away with the next traveling circus!
Put off showering, again. That deodorant and body spray, coupled with being splashed during bath time, will work for the 3rd day in a row.
Surrender most of your hot meal to your kids, but don’t even consider eating what they have on their plates, lest you want to trigger a tantrum.
Do a million loads of laundry a day. Put on the same clothes you wore yesterday anyway.
Oh, is that your favorite song on the radio? Turn on The Wiggles Greatest Hits IMMEDIATELY.
Go ahead and assume your children playing quietly means you can have a few minutes to sit and relax. I dare you.