I feel like I’m watching an epic battle… or a ridiculously overpaid sports game… or an insidiously petty cat-fight.
The Elf on the Shelf (EotS) is becoming the epicenter of the holiday’s version of mommy wars.
It’s no longer SAHMs vs Working Moms…
It’s EotS moms vs Anti-EotS Moms.
Really people? Seriously? Do we have nothing better to worry about?
“Those EotS moms are making me look bad!”
“Those Anti-EotS moms don’t want to give their children joy!”
“Don’t project your ideas of holiday magic on me!”
“Quit being a scrooge!”
Maybe it’s because I’m coming from a place of indifference… The EotS sidelines if you will. From my camping chair on the calm side of the white paint, there is only one thing I can say…
Y’all look ridiculous.
Also, I need more marshmallows for my cocoa.